- Scott Campbell: I'd feel better if we had a gun.
- Joseph Schiller: Lawyers don't carry guns, their clients do.
- Loy Schiller: America is the only country where you have to worry about eating too much instead of not enough.
- Scott Campbell: You're... you're all...
- The Fat Woman: You can say it, Mr. Campbell, freaks.
- Scott Campbell: I was going to say carnival people. Captain Arbuckle owned a carnival.
- The Fat Woman: A circus. Not a large one but a circus nonetheless.
- The Legless Girl: Where will we go?
- The Fat Woman: We'll have to find a new circus.
- The Legless Girl: The faces...
- The Fat Woman: Oh come on, come on, we've all been looked at before.