All Hands on Deck (1961)

Buddy Hackett: Shrieking Eagle Garfield

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Quotes 

• Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald : [Screaming Eagle Garfield is watching him shave, and is making some odd faces]  Are you enjoying my shave?

  Shrieking Eagle Garfield : Huh.

  Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald : Why don't you run along and have one of your own?

  Shrieking Eagle Garfield : Indian no shave. No have hair on face.

  Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald : Hmm, like a squaw, huh?

  Shrieking Eagle Garfield : Squaw have'm hair on face. Shave'm twice a day.

  Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald : [Gives him a perplexed look]  You know, Sunday I'm gettin' married, and you and I will have to part company, old buddy. Why don't you run along, find a girl of your own and get married?

  Shrieking Eagle Garfield : [Breaking into a cadence, snapping his fingers]  I am member of Chickasaw Nation, and I say with-out reservation, when a Chickasaw buck take'm squaw, he always take'm Chickasaw, 'cause the slickest chick you ever saw is a quick slick quick Chickasaw squaw...

  Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald : [Looking even more perplexed]  Say that again?