- Const. Charlie Constable: May I help you madam?
- Agitated woman outside ladies' loo: [searching through her handbag] I could certainly use a copper!
- [looking around, Charlie, noticing the ladies convenience behind them, pulls a coin out of his pocket and holds it up]
- Const. Charlie Constable: Here you go, have this one on me!
- Agitated woman outside ladies' loo: [accepting the coin] Oh, ta!
- Mrs. May: [drunkenly] As a connoisseur of police personalities, let me state that I have never before been arrested with such charm. Never! I salute her!
- Sergeant Frank Wilkins: Well Sergeant Moon, it's happened.
- Sergeant Laura Moon: Threatened to transfer you, has he?
- Sergeant Frank Wilkins: Oh that crafty little... if you weren't a lady I'd say it.
- Sergeant Laura Moon: If you weren't a gentleman I'd expect you to.