The Solid Gold Cadillac (1956)

Anne Loos: Blessington's Secretary

Quotes 

• Laura Partridge : I'd like to see Mr. Blessington.

  Blessington's Secretary : Mr. Blessington? Who shall I say is calling?

  Laura Partridge : You shall say Laura Partridge.

• Blessington's Secretary : Miss Partridge doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to hire her.

  Clifford Snell : You're what?

  Blessington's Secretary : Boys, there's one rule in business: If you can't crush them, join them. If you can't kill them, acquire them. Now, we can't kill Miss Partridge.

  Clifford Snell : How do we know until we've tried?