- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc? You with the sideshow around here?
- Yosemite Sam: I'm no Doc, ya flea-bitten varmint! I'm Riff-Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raft!
- Bugs Bunny: Your slip is showing.
- [Sam is opening a series of doors; the last one is rigged to explosives]
- Bugs Bunny: I wonder if he's stubborn enough to open all those doors?
- [Explosion]
- Bugs Bunny: Yep, he's stubborn enough.
- Yosemite Sam: [pounding on the door to a fort Bug is hiding in] Open the door! Open up! Open up, I say! Open that door!
- [Bugs opens the door on Sam, squashing him]
- Yosemite Sam: Close it! Close it! Close it up again! Close it!
- [Bugs raises the drawbridge, leaving a flattened Sam]
- Bugs Bunny: Man, dig this crazy beach. Must be low tide.
- [Sees an oasis in the distance]
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, there's a park over there. Wonder if that's where the water is?
- [At the oasis he finds a small watering hole]
- Bugs Bunny: So this is the Big Pond. Big deal! I always pictured the Atlantic Ocean as so much bigger.