- Wendy McKim: This is the end! Making a public spectacle of yourselves. I couldn't have believed you could have behaved like this, either of you. Just hawling like brooligans.
- Ambrose Claverhouse: Hawling like brooligans?
- Rosalind Peters: Ambrose only seems to think about two things. That silly old car - and the other thing.
- Wendy McKim: What other thing? Oh. My husband only thinks about the car.
- Ambrose Claverhouse: Combining the London-to-Brighton run with a really beautiful emotional experience.
- Rosalind Peters: If we're going to race shouldn't we get started?
- Ambrose Claverhouse: My dear old girl, when that car gets started you'll be intoxicated by the exuberance of your own velocity. Ha ha, get that? I said you'll be intoxicated by the..."
- Rosalind Peters: I said I'm not drinking anything at all today. Nothing at all.