- Phil Baxter: I married you for your brains, mmm-hmm. They disturbed me. They still disturb me... more than ever.
- Polly Baxter: Mmm-hmm. That's supposed to be sarcasm. Well, for your information--in case you're interested, I have more brains in my head than most people have in their little finger.
- Phil Baxter, Polly Baxter: That I give you.
- McGuire: Reilly, you've been holding out on the press which means we'll misspell your name for a full year.
- Ralph Bowen: If anything happened to me and Diane, and if this wasn't going to be my family, I just couldn't take it.
- Polly Baxter: I am not crazy and I don't drink. I demand that you release Ralph Bowen.
- Police Desk Sergeant Reilly: Madam, beat it!