- Cmdr. William J. Lattimer: The average housewife is either a soap opera addict, a fence-hanger, a salesman-encourager, a book-of-the-monther or just plain lazy.
- Cmdr. William J. Lattimer: How much time do you spend on dishwashing?
- Mrs. Leeds: Oh, about twenty minutes, three times a day. Of course, when my husband helps, it takes a little longer!