You Bet Your Life (1950–1961)
Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez: Contestant
Quotes
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Groucho : If we got together as an act, what would it be called?
Contestant : It would be Gonzales-Gonzales and Marx.
Groucho : [to audience] Do you believe that? Two men in the act, and I get third billing!
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Groucho : May I kiss your wife?
Contestant : That would have to be over my dead body.
Groucho : Have it your way. Fenneman, get the gun!
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Contestant : [Groucho has just asked a question] Well, I believe in doing it the old-fashioned way.
Groucho : [Groucho looks down and smiles. The audience begins to giggle. Groucho then looks up] You know I must have some reputation. There isn't anything anyone can say on this stage that won't evoke some kind of a dirty laugh from the audience...
[trying to keep from laughing]
Groucho : What do you mean, 'the old fashioned-way'?
[loses all seriousness, doubles over laughing]