- Doris Hardcastle (segment "The Engine Driver"): Oh, it's you...
- Ron Stacey (segment "The Engine Driver"): Well, don't overwhelm me ducks. I dunno as my poor old ticker'll stand it.
- The producer (segment "The Actor"): Funny - whenever I leave England I go all sentimental...
- Philip Mason (segment "The Actor"): The country's had it as far as I'm concerned.