- Jennifer Peters: Why do you Scotsmen leave your country if you're so fond of it.
- Jock Melville: Someone's got to civilise the world. Surely you realise Scotland's chief exports are brains and whiskey.
- Angela Carew: Roy, you haven't told me yet why you broke-up your engagement.
- Roy Fairfax: Oh, I don't know. I just knew that things wouldn't work.