- Heathcliff: [Louie puts an apple on his head] Duh, what's that for, Louie?
- Louie the Parrot: You wanna play games, don't ya? Well we're gonna play William Tell.
- [Replaces the apple with a cherry]
- Heathcliff: Oh, boy! William Tell, William Tell! Duh... Who is he?
- Louie the Parrot: [Heathcliff is choking] Breathe, stupid, breathe! You forgot to breathe again.
- Heathcliff: [Takes deep breath] Duh, that's much better, Louie.
- Heathcliff: You was right, Louie. I'm four. I found my birth certificate and it says I'm four.
- [unrolls parchment which reads "Birth Certificate - You're Four"]