- Mrs. Fenshaw: Nobody will arrest you while you are in this house. I give you my word.
- Clem: Why? Have you fallen in love with my beautiful wavy hair?
- Mrs. Fenshaw: No. You can do me a service in return for helping you.
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Well is it a deal ?
- Clem: Tell you what, I'll toss you for it, give me a double headed penny ?
- Narcissus aka Narcy: All I've got is an ordinary one.
- [pulling a penny out of his pocket and handing it to Clem]
- Clem: That's fair enough, tails it's a deal, heads no show.
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Fair enough.
- Clem: [Clem tosses the coin and catches in his hand] What's yours ?
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Tails.
- [Clem opens his hand]
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Tails it is. Okey dokey it's a deal.
- Clem: [Raising their glasses] To Narcissus and Morgan, the poor man's Fortnum and Mason.
- Man in coffin: Knock knock, who's there?
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Arthur
- Man in coffin: Arthur Who?
- Narcissus aka Narcy: Arthermometer.