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It's a Joke, Son! (1947)
Byron Foulger: Groceryman
Quotes
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Groceryman : What can we do, Mr. Claghorn?
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Eliminate the North -- make the whole country South.
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Groceryman : Well, what about our maps, Mr. Claghorn?
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Maps? Did you ever look at a map? You'll notice that all the rivers run South.
Groceryman : Well, that's only because of the shape of the earth.
Senator Beauregard Claghorn : Nonsense! It's because they can't stand it up North.