- Chang: Someday, everybody lose everybody. That is why Chang never fall in love with girl again. If she mean all the world to you, and you lose her, then you have lost the whole world. If she mean more than life to you, and you lose her, then you have lost all of life. But if she mean more than your soul to you, and you lose her, then you have lost your own soul.
- George MacAllister: Confucius say that?
- Chang: Maybe Confucius.
- [smiling]
- Chang: Maybe Walter Winchell. Chang remember only the words.
- Carlotta Duval: It's bed time, that's all.
- Aunt Margaret: Why, its just 8.30.
- Carlotta Duval: 8.30? Yes. It's 8.30 outside, but not here. In this house it's midnight all the time.
- Aunt Margaret: Aren't you being a bit melodramatic, Miss Duval?
- Aunt Margaret: The girl is insane!
- Carlotta Duval: No, I'm not. But I will be if I stay here any longer.
- Ernie Hicks: That's the trouble with having a girlfriend who's married. If a man answers, you've got to hang up.
- George MacAllister: Allright, so she's my brother's wife--what's wrong with that?
- Helen Anderson: [quoting Carlotta's inscription on her photo] "To George, with all my love." A very charming family, aren't you?
- George MacAllister: Get out of here, you little tramp, before I throw you out.