Pillow to Post (1945)

Willie Best: Lucille - Colonial Auto Court Porter

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• Colonel Michael Otley : Lucille, everyone in the Army isn't a general.

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : No, sir, but you'd be surprised how my tips increased after I started calling everyone general.

• Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Snafu. That's what it is. Snafu.

• Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Uh, General, excuse me, sir... I know it ain't none of my business, but Lt. Mallory's right, sir. He DID sleep outside.

  Colonel Michael Otley : What's that?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : I got it right here in my diary.

  Colonel Michael Otley : You actually saw him?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Not only saw him, I almost *sat* on him. Well, you see, me and my girlfriend was out there, lookin' at the moon...

  Colonel Michael Otley : [Interrupting]  Are you SURE it was Lt. Mallory?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Oh, yes, sir. I never forget a face - especially when I've sat on it!

• Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Like I always said, nothin' like a wedding to bring two married people together! Huh huh!

• Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : But, the gentleman inside is outside, General.

• Captain Jack Ross : [racing past]  I got it! I got it! I got it!

  Colonel Michael Otley : Got what?

  Lieut. Don Mallory : An avocado, sir.

  Colonel Michael Otley : What's so startling about that?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : You know, General, he's the one expecting to become a mother.

  Colonel Michael Otley : Oh. That is startling.

• Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Well, given somethin' you don't want to a fella that wants it, makes everybody happy.

• Mrs. Mallory - Don's Mother : Just a minute, boy. Where's that young lady that was here?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : You mean Mrs. Mallory, Mrs. Mallory?

  Mrs. Mallory - Don's Mother : Now, don't you start that!

  Earl 'Slim' Clark : I told you so.

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : Well, she's down in cabin number 10 makin' time with her husband. I think he's your son.

  Mrs. Mallory - Don's Mother : My son?

  Lucille, Colonial Auto Court Porter : I told you you was gonna git the willies.