- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Say, I heard you were in the Navy.
- Jackson: So did the Japs. And when they did, there was more Hari-Kari and throat cutting than at a Harlem rent party.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: And, uh... here's an extra $100. You better get a bicycle.
- Jackson: For another $200 I can get a motorcycle.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Oh, that's a good idea, Jackson, a good idea. There's $300, get one with a sidecar in it.
- Mrs. Gray: Oh, did you fix his room?
- Peggy Gray: Mm-hm. Everything is just as he left it.
- Mrs. Gray: Must be an awful mess.
- Peggy Gray: Try knocking on the door again.
- Jackson: If I knock anymore, the termites are gonna start complaining.
- Nopper Harrison: That Trixie's loaded with dynamite.
- Hacky Smith: And sex. She throws it around like she was sprayin' a garden.
- [answering the phone at the new office]
- Jackson: Brewster and company. Mr. Jackson speaking, Vice President in Charge of Switchboards.
- [pause]
- Jackson: Just a minute I'll connect you to the Vice President in Charge of Special Investments. All we need now is a Vice President in Charge of Vice Presidents.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: It's our civic duty to encourage hens to lay as many eggs as possible.
- Lefty Leach: This guy is anemic.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Oh.
- Lefty Leach: He keeps his dough in a blood bank.
- Hacky Smith: But you've got three hundred and seventy-five grand in "The Girl With The Sweater!"
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Must you be so material?
- Nopper Harrison: There was no material in THAT sweater.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: You see, darling, it's true - love conquers all. Of course, a little money helps.
- Peggy Gray: Money isn't everything.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Yeah, but everything's nothing without it.
- Telephone caller: Let me congratulate you. You just won $25,000.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Why don't you mind you own business.
- Nopper Harrison: Ten more points - if it drops that .. and we're all in the... in the gutter.
- Montague L. 'Monty' Brewster: Oh, Nopper, don't belittle the gutters. Some of our finest people started from the gutter.