- Boss: [calmly and condescendingly] Well, well, if it isn't the Dover Boys. Heh heh heh. And only two hours late, too. Heh heh heh. Tsk tsk tsk. Oh, if you had only let me know, I would've gladly brought your work out to ya. Heh heh heh heh heh.
- [loudly]
- Boss: NOW GET THIS! IF YOU'RE LATE ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE FIRED! GET TO WORK!
- [Daffy opens an umbrella to protect himself from the leak]
- Porky Pig: Hey! D-D-D-D-Don't open that umbrella in the house! It's b-b-b-b-bad luck!
- Daffy Duck: Ah, that's a lot of phooey! You're so superstiti - , eh, superstitio - , eh, superstitio - Ah, what are *you* afraid of?
- [Immediately the umbrella gets zapped by lightning]
- Daffy Duck: Everything happens to me! I might as well try sleeping under Niagara Falls!
- [He gets his wish as Niagara Falls suddenly splashes through the roof and drenches himself and Porky]
- Daffy Duck: [complains] Eight o'clock, this is a swell time to hit the hay.
- Porky Pig: W-Well, you h-heard what the b-b-boss said: i-if we're late again, we lose our j-j-j... we'll get canned.
- Porky Pig: Hey, D-D-D-Daffy, we don't have to w-w-w-work today.
- Daffy Duck: [breaks the fourth wall] Mmm, nyeh, *now* he tells me!