Porky Pig's Feat (1943)
Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Broken Arms Hotel Manager, Elevator Gambler, Bugs Bunny
Quotes
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Porky Pig : D-don't worry, D-Daffy will be here in a minute with the d-d-dou-d-d-money.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager : Well, I hope so.
Daffy Duck : [Bursts into the room and shoves himself into manager's face] Insulting my integrity, eh, Fatso? Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, eh, Fatso? Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations, eh, Fatso?
[By now, Daffy has gone so far into the manager's face that it has been pushed into itself]
Daffy Duck : Hey, look! A Dick Tracy character: Pruneface.
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[last lines]
[Daffy and Porky are chained up in their room]
Daffy Duck : I can't stand it. I can't stand it! It's getting me! I'm going stir crazy! Bastille batty! Cooler cuckoo! Look at my prison pallor. I'm as black as a sheet.
Porky Pig : Gosh, if B-Bugs Bunny was only here.
Daffy Duck : Yeah! Bugs Bunny, my hero. He can get out of any spot.
Porky Pig : I saw him in a L-L-Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.
Daffy Duck : The hunter had him covered...
Porky Pig : And he g-g-grabbed the gun...
Daffy Duck : And bang! The hunter fell. What a guy. Nothing can hold him. He'll get us out of here.
[Daffy picks up the phone]
Daffy Duck : Hello, Central? Give me Bugs Bunny. Hello, Bugs. This is Daffy.
Bugs Bunny : [on phone] Eh, what's up, duck?
Daffy Duck : That palooka manager has got us locked up in the Broken Arms Hotel. We thought you could help us get out.
Bugs Bunny : Eh, did you try the elevator?
Daffy Duck : Yes.
Bugs Bunny : Throw him down the stairs?
Daffy Duck : Yes.
Bugs Bunny : Use the sheets?
Daffy Duck : Yes.
Bugs Bunny : Swing across on the ropes?
Daffy Duck : Yes. We tried all those ways.
[The door to the next room opens; Bugs is inside on the phone, chained to a ball as well]
Bugs Bunny : Ah, don't work, do they?
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Broken Arms Hotel Manager : You have insult me! We meet on the field of honor!
[Slaps Daffy with a glove, then hands him a card]
Broken Arms Hotel Manager : My card.
Daffy Duck : [Punches holes in card] You've had your coffee ration for this week, Robespierre.
[Hands him the card, now a paper doll chain]
Daffy Duck : You have insult me! We meet on the field of onion!
[Hits manager with glove with horseshoe inside]
Daffy Duck : My card, you cad.
[Pastes a piece of fly paper on manager's face]
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Daffy Duck : One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to... Geronimo!
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Daffy Duck : Okay. We'll pay. We'll pay! Lemme see now, how much was it, how much?
[the manager pulls out the bill and reads it. We just hear babbling, but the total reads $500.62]
Daffy Duck : Sold to an American!
[Daffy bashes the manager on the head with a mallet and runs off]
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Daffy Duck : [after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs] I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager : [Appears wearing bandages] WHAT?
Daffy Duck : Yipe.
Porky Pig : M-m-me too. Yipe.
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[first lines]
Porky Pig : [reading from his bill] "B-B-Broken Arms. B-bill. Room, uh, six-sixty-five dollars. Bath. Te-te-ten dollars and fifty cents. T-t-total: a hundred-and-fifty-two-dollars and fifty cents."
Broken Arms Hotel Manager : You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?
Porky Pig : N-no - I mean, yes! M-my partner, Daffy Duck, will be r-right back. He's out c-c-c-cashing a check.
[Cut to Daffy playing dice with elevator operator]
Daffy Duck : Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy! Don't fail me now!
Elevator Gambler : Uh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad! You is a dead duck, duck.