The Crystal Ball (1943)
Paulette Goddard: Toni Gerard
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Quotes
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Mrs. Smythe : I'm a phobophobe.
Toni Gerard : You're a what?
Mrs. Smythe : A phobophobe. That means I'm afraid of being afraid.
Toni Gerard : I see.
Mrs. Smythe : Well, I don't understand it either, but according to psychoanalysts, it's all because I was a child.
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Toni Gerard : How men can be so simple. Good night. Trueboy knows more about women than you do.
Brad Cavanaugh : And who is Trueboy?
Toni Gerard : One of Grandpa's hogs.
Brad Cavanaugh : Hogs?
Toni Gerard : Well, hogs are very nice people, thank you. You wouldn't catch one of them going around telling somebody they loved them when they're going to "eventually" somebody else.
Brad Cavanaugh : [angered] And who did I go around telling them I loved them?
Toni Gerard : I suppose you weren't whooping for your dead Indian right out on that dance floor.
Brad Cavanaugh : When and where I whoop for my dead Indian is my affair, I believe. And what that's gotta do with telling anyone I love them, I don't know.
Toni Gerard : Well... you... coyote! Let me tell you something. If that's the way it comes out of the top drawer, you can just slam it.
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Toni Gerard : It's, uh... it's almost like fate, isn't it?
Madame Zenobia : Hmm. Fate's fine as long as you take it by its own two horns and make it come your way.
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Brad Cavanaugh : Toni, I met your old aunt.
Toni Gerard : You... you met my old aunt?
Brad Cavanaugh : Mmm-hmm. And next time, tell her she needs a shave.
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Toni Gerard : Where we going?
Brad Cavanaugh : I'm going to take you out and BEAT you to death. Hey, come here!
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Toni Gerard : Oh, you're awfully kind, Madame Zenobia.
Madame Zenobia : Don't kid yourself. You've got quite a future. Maybe I wanna tie-in with it.
Toni Gerard : Well, did you see that in the crystal ball?
Madame Zenobia : No, baby. I saw that when you crossed your legs.
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Brad Cavanaugh : I suppose you find New York quite a bit different.
Toni Gerard : Not very. In Texas it's the coyotes that howl, here it's wolves.
Brad Cavanaugh : Well, you can't really blame them, you know. Waving red hair in front of a wolf is dangerous business.
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Madame Zenobia : [seeing Toni change clothes] Say, those judges were nuts.
Toni Gerard : Thanks. You wouldn't think so if you'd seen that blonde. She bombed from a very low altitude.