- Supply Man: Hats: What size, buddy?
- Breezy Jones: Seven-and-two-eighths
- Supply Man: Hats: Seven-and-two-eh-uh... Seven-and-a-quarter.
- Jeeper Smith: [Boasting, to the Army induction physician] I'm a fightin' man, Doc. I'm one tough hombre. Surrender is two words that ain't in my "vocaburary."