Too Many Girls (1940)
Eddie Bracken: Jojo Jordan
Quotes
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Jojo Jordan : Well, I'm not exactly wonderful, but I'm awfully attractive in a dynamic sort of way.
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Clint Kelly : But I haven't got a band!
Jojo Jordan : [referring to D. Arnaz] With the possible exception of one or two of us, who has ?
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Jojo Jordan : We also have with us tonight, Yale's famous cross-country punter and safety man, Al...
Manuelito Lynch : Terwilliger!
[Rushes over to shake Terwilliger's hand]
Manuelito Lynch : Well, hey, I was reading you knocked down more passes than anyone in America.
Jojo Jordan : No, Manuelito, he's second.
Al Terwilliger : Who's first?
Jojo Jordan : Ginger Rogers.
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Al Terwilliger : Say, how do you like that beanie system they have around here?
Manuelito Lynch : We solved the mystery. Didn't we, Al?
Jojo Jordan : Oh, I thought those were Freshmen caps.
Al Terwilliger : No, when a girl at this college wears a beanie, it's to warn everybody that she's, eh, well, she's, eh...
Jojo Jordan : Well, she's a what?
Manuelito Lynch : Well, eh, its a rather delicate thing to say. She doesn't - eh - neck!
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Clint Kelly : You know, the 50 yard line is right on the Mexican border. Our team never seems to cross it.
Jojo Jordan : They're waiting for passports.
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Jojo Jordan : Manuelito! He's playing!
Clint Kelly : I might of known he'd pull something like this - with all those corn-fed señorita's looking on.
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Jojo Jordan : Maybe we ought to try a pass? First play.
Clint Kelly : Oh, no! We shouldn't do that until we know them better.
Al Terwilliger : What are you talking about?
Clint Kelly : You've got to romance them first.
Jojo Jordan : Romance? The Tennessee team?
Clint Kelly : Oh, you're talking about football!
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Clint Kelly : About that game tomorrow, I'm afraid we're not going to be in uniform.
Jojo Jordan : We're turning in our suits.
Pepe : You mean you're going to play in the nude?
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Jojo Jordan : I don't relish the idea of running in and out of the cacti with a pos-se after me.