- Judge: It is the judgment of this court that you are hereby sentenced to the punishment of death to be executed upon you at Sing Sing Prison during the week of December 9th.
- Steve McBirney: [Sarcastically] December 9th? Thanks, Judge. I won't have to do any Christmas shopping.
- Young Woman: [Exits wax museum screaming] You've got an awful nerve - asking me to marry you in that chamber of horrors.
- Young Man: [Chuckles] What do you think marriage is anyway?
- Inspector O'Matthews: I think I'll catch your act tonight, Charlie. In fact, I'll go with you.
- Charlie Chan: No, please. Mice only play when cat supposed to be in bed.
- Steve McBirney: [to Dr. Cream] I want the best face you ever made just so's I can walk up to Chan and say, "Hiya, Charlie" before I let him have it.