- [first lines]
- Don Wilson: And now ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that rugged hero of the great outdoors, that strong silent sphynx of the prairie, that man among men where men are men... Jack Benny in Buck Benny Rides Again!
- [Jack is soaked]
- Rochester: Is it rainin' outside?
- Jack Benny: No, Rochester, I was eating a grapefruit and it got out of control.
- Phil Harris: Going somewhere?
- Jack Benny: Listen, Phil, there's a train leaving for the east tonight. I'm going to be on it if I have to sit on the engineer's lap.
- Phil Harris: Well, we just got here. You know what Brenda said... this place grows on you.
- Jack Benny: Well, it'll have to grow on somebody else!
- Jack Benny: [very peeved at Rochester] Rochester Van Jones, I'm waiting!
- Rochester: Uh oh - when he "Van Jones"'s me, he's mad!