- Bull: [angrily recalls Porky pulling his tail] He can't get away with a thing like that! I'll show him.
- Porky Pig: Au rev- au rev- goodbye, Ti-Toots, old gal. Parting is si-si-such sweet s-s-sorrow.
- [the Silver Fish train quickly stops by]
- Porky Pig: I wi-wi-wish you lots of l-l-luck Mr. Si-Si-Silver Fish.
- [Silverfish's engineer shakes Porky and drops him]
- Silver Fish engineer: Say! What is that? A percolator on a roller skate? *chuckles*
- [Tootsie 'faints' on the track]
- Porky Pig: [to the audience] I'll bi-bi-bet my Ti-Ti-Tootsie can bi-bi-beat his old Si-Si-Silver Fish.
- Silver Fish engineer: Oh, yeah? It's a bet.
- [pokes Porky in the eye twice]
- Silver Fish engineer: We'll have a race and see.
- Title Card: [shows a 515 steam locomotive roaring down the tracks] THE 30th CENTURY LIMITED - THE RAILROAD'S CRACK TRAIN
- Title Card: [shows Porky's Number 13½ train, nicknamed Toots, slowly chugging on the tracks] THE 15th CENTURY UNLIMITED also a crack train- -EVERYTHING CRACKED, INCLUDING the ENGINEER