- Moe: Cut, cut, cut. You ain't shooting the picture right.
- Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Why, what's the matter with it?
- Moe: There's no action. It was no good from the first kiss.
- Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Kiss? What do you know about kisses?
- Moe: [turns to Curly] Tell him what we know about kisses.
- Curly: Uh...
- Moe: That's enough!
- Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: I quit!
- Moe: You can't quit.
- Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Why not?
- Moe: You're fired.
- Curly: Hey, you can't fire him.
- Moe: Why not?
- Curly: He quit.
- [Moe slaps him]
- Leading Man: I quit!
- Moe: Oh yeah, you're fired!
- Curly: You can't fire him
- Moe: Why not?
- Curly: Cause he quit!