- Ray Angelo, alias Ray Ferraro: You won't need that gun.
- Sergeant: Yeah, I've heard that before, too. That's why I'm a sergeant instead of a captain.
- Ray Angelo, alias Ray Ferraro: I figured I'd go after some smart money.
- Jack Conrad: Are you all through with that?
- Ray Angelo, alias Ray Ferraro: Mister, there is no smart money.
- Jack Conrad: This is a sad number, folks. As a matter of fact, last week in Philadelphia, the critics agreed it was one of the saddest things they'd ever seen.