- New Moses: I've got souls to save.
- Doctor John Pearly: No, you got a life to save, and the Lord don't care which one of your jobs you do first.
- Doctor John Pearly: [Fleety gives Doc a kiss] Oh! Now, look, say, don't do that. There ain't no thin' run you on the sandbar quicker than a lot of huggin' and kissin'.
- Fleety Belle: I didn't mean to.
- Doctor John Pearly: You didn't mean to? Well, that's a fine thing to say. lf you didn't mean to, well maybe I'd better give it back.
- [kisses Fleety]
- Doctor John Pearly: Too much foolishness goin' on around here.
- Doctor John Pearly: Look out for this bend. That's it. Hold it steady.
- Fleety Belle: Steamboat round the bend!
- Doctor John Pearly: Hey, that's the river talk! Steamboat round the bend. Steamboat round the bend!
- Fleety Belle: I feel like the Lord's just shamin' me for having hated you so.
- Doctor John Pearly: Yeah - Don't have to -
- [clears throat]
- Doctor John Pearly: worry about - The Lord's a lot broad-minded than you think he is anyhow.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: [performing wedding ceremony in jail] Friends, we're gathered here in the eyes of God and one another for the purpose of joining together this here man and this here woman in holy matrimony. Can't nobody rightly say nothin' agin marriage, 'cause I reckon God intended everybody to live that-a-way. 'Cause every living human on this earth has got to find his mate sometime or other. And when God put Noah in the ark, he told him to take two of everything. 'Cause God knowed that was right, and I guess he knowed what it was to be lonesome. Now, if Duke and Fleety Belle here had a notion, they're only carrying out the Word of God.
- Captain Eli: What could you do on a steamboat?
- Doctor John Pearly: Well, I'm just gonna sit up in the pilot's house and toot the whistle and listen to that old river sing.
- Doctor John Pearly: Look at that. You see that? See that picture on there? Yeah, that's Pocahontas, the wonderful little Indian woman. You know, you all know the story of Pocahontas. You know? That saved John Smith's life, you know? Well, John Smith wanted to get this remedy from Pocahontas, you know? Course, it's just made out of pure roots and herbs that she picked up on the hillside. But she wouldn't give him this remedy. He couldn't get it. He had to marry her to get it.
- Doctor John Pearly: Its 50 cents a bottle. l-I haven't got change for that dollar here. You don't mind just takin' another bottle, do you?
- Duke: First time I seen Fleety Belle, I - I thought she was a boy the way she was dressed. Well, I blowed my whistle - and-and she waved back. And her old man came out and gave her a whippin'. After that, I seen her pretty near everyday. Then her folks found out and her old man gave her a worse whippin'. And that's why she run away!
- Doctor John Pearly: Swamps! He's a river man. He couldn't live in the swamps. He's not that kind of people.
- Doctor John Pearly: A steamboat is a female, you know? And when they're struttin' up and down the river, where everybody's lookin' at 'em, they're just like a woman with a new Easter bonnet on. But when nobody ain't lookin' at 'em, why, they get kind of careless - and don't care.
- Efe: Yeah-sloppy.
- Doctor John Pearly: Sloppy. That's right. But with a-with a good, live man on this boat like you are - say, you can make this thing perk up - and strut! Get some paint on her nose and get these chickens out of here. We can put them right in the pot now. Here. Here. Start flirtin' with that.
- Doctor John Pearly: I never knew of any good comin' of a river man gettin' mixed up with a swamp trash.
- Doctor John Pearly: Well, engineer, what do you think of it?
- Efe: Kind of looks as though a lot of rats have to find themselves a new hole.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Well, good heaven Betsy. What are you doin' down there this time of night, Doc? Can't you let a man sleep?
- Doctor John Pearly: Come on down. Duke - Duke killed a man.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Well, doggone me. Who was it, Duke? Somebody I knowed?
- Duke: A fella named Big Steve.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Never heard of him.
- Doctor John Pearly: The Claremore Queen won that race in '84. And with - and with Duke as a pilot, I'll bet she could win it again!
- Duke: This is Fleety Belle, Uncle John.
- Doctor John Pearly: She - she - she's a swamp gal, ain't she?
- Duke: Oh, I guess that's right. But - but there's some mighty fine people in the swamps.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Mighty sorry to hear about the way Duke's case turned out.
- Doctor John Pearly: Well, ain't hung him yet.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: That's the truth as I see it.
- Fleety Belle: Ain't no sin runnin' off with the man you love and ain't nobody gonna make me say it is.
- Doctor John Pearly: You're a spunky little rascal, you know it? You - you kind of got to admire you at that.
- Doctor John Pearly: What do you know about cookin' bacon? I bet you never did cook nothin' but catfish.
- Ben - Fleety Belle's Fiance: Makin' trash out of herself. I don't know as I want to marry her now.
- Fleety Belle's Brother: She'll marry you, Ben, after Pop gives her a good whoppin'!
- Doctor John Pearly: Duke's gonna have two sweethearts now.
- Fleety Belle: Two?
- Doctor John Pearly: Yeah. Gonna have two. You - and the Claremore Queen.
- Doctor John Pearly: Hey, you know what that is? That's - that's the Pride of Paducah. That's old Captain Eli. I want to just give that old snappin' turtle a toot here - to show him my boat can toot louder than his.
- Captain Eli: Say, you better stay away from Salt Creek. They lynched one of them there hootchy-kootchy shows there last week.
- Doctor John Pearly: Where was you sittin'? On the front row?
- Captain Eli: I sure was!
- Jonah: Ain't nobody in here.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Thunderation!
- Jonah: Ain't nobody in here, white folks.
- Duke: A fella in here used to work in a tattoo parlor in Perryville, and, well, I kind of been gettin' some tattooin' done myself.
- Fleety Belle: I wished I could see it.
- Doctor John Pearly: What's your name?
- Jonah: Well, I was baptized David Begat Solomon, but...
- Doctor John Pearly: David Begat what?
- Jonah: David Begat Solomon. But I changed it to George Lincoln Washington.
- Doctor John Pearly: Well, now, listen. lf you're goin' with me, we're gonna stick right to the Bible. You're Jonah.
- Jonah: Yes, suh. But I can't swim.
- Doctor John Pearly: Gentlemen, General Robert E. Lee.
- Jonah: [singing] Look away, look away, Look away, Dixieland
- Townsman: Attention!
- Jonah: [singing] I wish I was in Dixie, I say, I say, A-way down South. A-way, a-way, A-way down south in Dixie, A-way, a-way, A-way down south in Dixie. I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there is not forgotten. Look a-way, look a-way, Look a-way, Dixieland. I wish I was...
- Doctor John Pearly: How's Duke?
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Oh, fine as a frog hair. Never knowed a man could keep so happy. Wait'll you hear him play on that saw. Man, he really whips 'er. And he eats more'n a horse.
- Sheriff Rufe Jeffers: Here she comes!
- Doctor John Pearly: Yeah. Darned ol' train. It would be on time.
- Doctor John Pearly: You still wanna bet the Pride of Paducah against the Claremore Queen?
- Captain Eli: As I recall, that was the terms of the bet, unless you're crawfishing.
- New Moses: I got souls to save.
- Doctor John Pearly: No, you got a life to save and the Lord don't care which one of your jobs you do first.
- New Moses: Fire it up! Down with demon rum! Down with demon rum! Down with it! Down with the demon rum! Into the fiery- Hallelujah! Hallelujah!