Murder on a Honeymoon (1935)
James Gleason: Inspector Oscar Piper
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Quotes
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Oscar Piper : So that's your system?
Hildegarde Withers : Can you suggest a better one?
Oscar Piper : I suggest using your head a little.
Hildegarde Withers : That'd be nice work for you, Oscar, if you could get it.
Hildegarde Withers : Uuuhhh!
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Hildegarde Withers : [Surprised by Oscar's sudden surprising appearance on Catalina by sneaking up behind her] Oscar Piper!
Oscar Piper : Little moments from the lives of great detectives - Hildegarde, ya get screwier every day.
Hildegarde Withers : Come all the way from New York just to be stupid in new surroundings?
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Oscar Piper : Well, where's the corpse?
Hildegarde Withers : [Faking befuddlement] Now let me see - what did I do with that corpse? Oh, the police station! Come on, Oscar!
Oscar Piper : Just a minute, it'll keep until after lunch, won't it?
Hildegarde Withers : Well, I hope so.
Oscar Piper : I never look at a corpse on an empty stomach. Com'on.
Hildegarde Withers : Hmmmm.
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Dr. O'Rourke : [to Hildegarde and Oscar] That body was here when I came in at one o'clock this morning. Someone must have stolen it.
Oscar Piper : [Sarcastically] I meant to tell yuh, Hildegarde. One of the first things to remember about handling a murder case is always keep in touch with your corpse.
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Oscar Piper : Uhhhh! Will you please to mind your own business! I'll tackle this myself. This is a man's job.
[He walks away]
Hildegarde Withers : That's what I'm afraid of!
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Oscar Piper : [Frustrated] I'm going to make one of these mugs talk if I have to work on 'em with a rubber hose!
Hildegarde Withers : [Sarcastically] A very original idea for a policeman!