- Crook #1: I couldn't find any aspirin but here's some potassium cyanide. Think this will cure the boss's toothache?
- Crook #2: Yeah, permanently.
- [last lines]
- Elmer: [to his girlfriend, thinking he's going to jail] No matter what happens, my last thought will always be of you.
- [they both get dragged into a room that's revealed to be the judge's office]