- Ben McClure: Howdy, Bates. How's the undertaking business?
- Bates: Oh, this town is too healthy. If something don't happen soon, I'll have to vamoose.
- John Mason: You must be the joker in the deck.
- Ben McClure: Well, one thing's for certain. I ain't the queen.
- John Mason: Well, I'm not so sure. You're acting like an old woman.