- Marge Phelps: Come on up darling. Alice is all undressed and looks divine.
- Paul Milburn: I'll be right up!
- Dr. Jack Overton: It would be easy for me to make love to you - if, I knew, you knew, I didn't mean it.
- Alice Overton: What?
- Dr. Jack Overton: And it might amuse you to make love to me - if, you knew, I knew, you didn't mean it.
- Dr. Jack Overton: I'm out to win the most desirable woman in the world tonight.
- David, Jack's Tailor: Yes, I know. They always seem so beforehand.
- Marge Phelps: [tries to bend over in a skin-tight dress] Ooooh!
- Alice Overton: Don't be so impetuous. There are limits to what you can do in that dress. You can only kiss standing up.
- Marge Phelps: I'll try to remember that.
- Alice Overton: Well, if Paul isn't interested in you tonight he has no instincts of the male.