- Moe: Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count.
- Ted Healy: Yeah?
- Moe: I drive up to my castle on horseback.
- Ted Healy: Yeah?
- Moe: Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.
- Ted Healy: Yeah?
- Moe: Whattaya think happens?
- Ted Healy: I don't know. What happens?
- Moe: I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.
- [repeated lines]
- Ted Healy: [singing] Noontime means luncheon for someone / Nighttime means sleep for the same / Daytime means brightness for someone / But to me they all mean the rain.