The Pharmacist (1933)
W.C. Fields: Mr. Dilweg
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Quotes
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[a customer has just bought one postage stamp]
Customer : You got change for a hundred?
Mr. Dilweg : No, no, but thanks for the compliment.
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Mr. Dilweg : [pulling down the dress hem on a woman who has fainted] She's liable to get diptheria.
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His daughter : You don't love me, anymore!
Mr. Dilweg : [Raises stick threateningly] Of course I love ya.
Mrs. Dilweg : Don't you strike that child!
Mr. Dilweg : She's not gonna tell ME I don't love her.
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Dyspeptic customer : A person hasn't got any rights in this country anymore! The government even tells you what color stamps you gotta buy!
Mr. Dilweg : Yes, it's pretty tough. That's the Democratic Party for you. I've written to Washington about it.
Dyspeptic customer : What do you want to write to Washington for? He's dead!