The Road to Singapore (1931)

Colin Campbell: Reginald

Quotes 

• Simpson : I fear Reggie, this is as plain as a London fog.

  Reginald : I know my dear Simpson. I know. But I can't see through it.

  Simpson : Then if it wasn't so plain you could. I know you could.

  Reginald : But that is just why I can't, old fellow.

• Simpson : Not at all my, dear Reginald. Not at all. It's this way you see.

  Reginald : But Simpson old fellow, I told you I did not see.

  Simpson : But my dear Reginald, you must see.

  Reginald : But how can I see when I don't see?

  Simpson : But, that is just the point. If you did, you could.

  Reginald : But I told you I didn't, old fellow.

  Simpson : But, my dear boy, there you are again.

• Reginald : But my dear Jimmy, it was a leopard.

  Simpson : No my dear Reggie, it was an elephant.

  Reginald : I say it was a leopard.

  Simpson : It was an elephant.

  Reginald : A leopard!

  Simpson : An elephant.

• Reginald : It was the Duke's brother.

  Simpson : But you are wrong, old Eddie. It was his cousin.

  Reginald : But my dear fellow I assure you it was the Duke's brother.