- Jerry Burke: Listen, chisler, I'm hep to you.
- Daisy: Oh, so you're a smart guy, huh?
- Jerry Burke: I don't have to be smart to get wise to a gal like you.
- Jerry Burke: Hey Jack, can't you fix me up a little drink?
- Jack: One more drink and you'll explode!
- Jerry Burke: Well, get me it and get outta the way.
- Jerry Burke: Look at the fun you're havin'!
- Jack: Oh, you call that fun? Playing Santa Claus to a lot of baby doll gold diggers.
- Jerry Burke: Oh, Jack, now they're all good little girls - every one of 'em.
- Jack: Oh, just an 18 carat sap. Any chump in the world would know what they're after.
- Jerry Burke: You insinuating that I'm a Sugar Daddy?
- Jerry Burke: Say, lay off me or I'll smack you so hard you'd think you were kissed by a million John Gilberts.
- Jerry Burke: No, I'm not crazy, but, you are! You'd have to be to ditch a little gal like Mary and run around with that dizzy blonde sharpshooter.
- Jack: [singing] Does your baby Love?
- Jerry: Oh, baby, does she love, And whats more, Her loving's for, No, nobody but me.
- Jack: Does your baby pet?
- Jerry: Does my baby pet? And what's more, Her pettin's for, No, nobody but me.
- Jack: Is she always willing?
- Jerry: She never makes me beg or plead.
- Jack: Has she got that which is thrilling?
- Jerry: Say, what she ain't got, a gal don't need.
- Jack: Does your baby kiss?
- Jerry: Does my baby kiss? What's more, Her kissin's for, No, nobody but me...
- Jerry: [singing] That is the style for the ladies today, Skinny, they all want to be
- Jack: When a woman reduce, She got no juice, Dat woman is no good for me
- Jerry, Jack: I'm an old fashioned guy, And I want an old fashioned wife, No want a woman who's skinny and flat, Italian gal must be big and a fat...