- Marrieanne: Be careful or you'll fall!
- Corinne: For such a charming man! I would be quite willing to fall.
- Juliet Corton: Oh, my dear, that's a lovely hat.
- Sylvaine: Oh, do you really like it?
- Juliet Corton: It suits your bob so well. Whose you're barber?
- Sylvaine: I always go to the same man. He does me rather well. Of course, he's mad about me!
- Sylvaine: [on the phone] Sylvaine speaking. Can you come out tonight? No! No, you naughty boy! On business! To wave a lady's hair.
- Sylvaine: Did you recommend Monsieur Leopold to Madame Corton?
- Marrieanne: Yes, Mademoiselle.
- Sylvaine: Have you known him long?
- Marrieanne: Oh, yes, Mademoiselle. He's practiced on my hair for months. Oh, when he touches you - what a thrill!
- Sylvaine: Little rat!
- Marrieanne: The hair dresser's here, Madame.
- Juliet Corton: Oh, well, show him in here. This is as good a place as any. Tell Corinne to get some hot water. I'll get into my negligee.
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, Madame, compared to the picture of your hair, silk is like twine. It almost asked to be played with.
- August Charbonnier: Adolph!
- Leopold Trebel: I don't get you, sir?
- August Charbonnier: You are not he?
- Leopold Trebel: No sir, I am I.
- Juliet Corton: Oh, hurry up, please. I'm very nervous.
- Leopold Trebel: Yes, Madame. I always make it a point to be rapid with the ladies. Am I wrong?
- Juliet Corton: Oh, don't touch me like that, please. I...
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, I'm sorry, Madame. I only do it as an artist.
- Juliet Corton: When he touches me, I just feel faint. Its exactly like one of Adolph's kisses. Oh, if he touches the lobes of my ears, I don't know what will happen!
- Leopold Trebel: Now, lady, may I tidy up the back of your neck?
- Juliet Corton: Oh, no, don't, please.
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, but I must!
- Juliet Corton: Ohhhh!
- Dr. Fried (credits): What is it?
- Juliet Corton: Oh! He touched my lobe.
- Dr. Fried (credits): Did you pinch her lobe?
- Leopold Trebel: Of course, I did! It's part of my system. You can't very well finish off a lady without first pulling down the lobe!
- Gustave Corton: It's all your fault, sir.
- Leopold Trebel: My fault? I did nothing.
- Gustave Corton: You pinched her lobe!
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, you should see what I do to some of my customers.
- Dr. Fried (credits): Here, hold my hand.
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, Doctor.
- Dr. Fried (credits): Hold my hand!
- Leopold Trebel: Sir, I may be a hairdresser, but I don't hold gentlemen's hands.
- Susan Trebel: Is Gustave another one?
- Juliet Corton: No. Gustave is Corton.
- Corinne: And Madame is Noblet.
- Susan Trebel: But Leopold is Trebel.
- Leopold Trebel: And Hoover is Mussolini.
- Leopold Trebel: May I ask when we first met?
- Susan Trebel: Why, yes. I advertised for a useful man.
- Leopold Trebel: Useful? I trust, Madame, I haven't disappointed you.
- Susan Trebel: On the contrary.
- Leopold Trebel: How was it we were married?
- Susan Trebel: Well, one night, just as we were closing the shop, you suddenly seized me in your arms and kissed me - on the spot.
- Leopold Trebel: On the what?
- Susan Trebel: On the spot!
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, I see. And what did you do?
- Susan Trebel: I discharged you.
- Leopold Trebel, Susan Trebel: On the spot.
- Leopold Trebel: Yes. But, you took me back.
- Susan Trebel: Exactly.
- Leopold Trebel: I don't drink or any sort of thing like that?
- Susan Trebel: No. You are a teetotaler.
- Leopold Trebel: I'm a what?
- Susan Trebel: Teetotaler
- Leopold Trebel: Oh - that's too bad.
- Susan Trebel: You don't drink, Monsieur, because you don't like it.
- Leopold Trebel: Says you.
- Susan Trebel: What?
- Leopold Trebel: I say that's very true. That's true.
- Leopold Trebel: Haven't I any pet name for you?
- Susan Trebel: Yes. Tittles.
- Leopold Trebel: Tittles. And what do you call me - when you're not angry?
- Susan Trebel: Oh, I'm never angry with you Leopold.
- Leopold Trebel: But, haven't you a pet name for me?
- Susan Trebel: Yes. Tottles.
- Leopold Trebel: You're very beautiful.
- Susan Trebel: You always say so, Tottles.
- Leopold Trebel: And may I say that your form is exquisite - Tittles.
- Susan Trebel: You never cease to admire it, Tot.
- Leopold Trebel: Don't I, Tit?
- Leopold Trebel: How do I act when I'm the hairdresser?
- Dr. Fried (credits): Oh, your manner is a little, eh...
- Leopold Trebel: Fresh?
- Dr. Fried (credits): Fresh? Ah, no, no. Gay, chipper, sort of, dandified.
- Leopold Trebel: Oh, Madame, may I ask that you be one of my steady customers?
- Juliet Corton: In deed, I shall be.
- Leopold Trebel: Then please, this - this is my card. The address is on the upper part and the telephone number below. Do call and see me some time, won't you?