- Molly's Friend: We gotta go. We're dated with some jolly undertakers from Schenectady.
- Gertie - Molly's Other Friend: Yeh, they dance round on your feet half the night and then crave affection.
- David Page: I've got great news - - ! I have an invention that will open any safe in the world.
- 'Chunky' Dunn: I know a gang of crooks that'll buy it.
- Molly Helmer: No, David! Don't go crooked. It don't pay. If crooks can use it to get in safes - - can't bankers use it to keep them out?
- 'Chunky' Dunn: Bankers will steal it. Crooks will be on the level with you.
- Miss Carr - Florence's Aunt: In my day, girls didn't go to dances with strange young men alone.
- Florence Banning: You never married did you, Auntie?
- David Page: Miss Banning, this is Molly.
- Molly Helmer: Thought you might be going to Kelly's - - But I guess you ain't.
- 'Chunky' Dunn: I'll marry you if you want me to.
- Molly Helmer: Don't be so reckless.
- 'Chunky' Dunn: It's that Dave guy. Watch him give you the gate after he sells that invention
- Molly Helmer: He won't! He won't!
- Florence Banning: Isn't it thrilling to be a successful inventor? Would you let a mere woman come and see your workshop?
- David Page: Molly's a great girl and I owe everything to her - - It was through her that I met you.
- Florence Banning: She loves you, David. I could see it in her face.
- David Page: Why, Molly's been in love with 'Chunky' Dunn for years.
- Florence Banning: A woman knows, David.
- David Page: Molly's a good little pal, but I never loved her.
- Florence Banning: I love you, David. Nothing can change that - - But Molly has a greater claim.
- 'Chunky' Dunn: [after sitting up from Molly having knocked him down] She thinks we're married already.