- Fatty: [to Winnie] Your father doesn't like me because I'm too fat.
- Kitty - the Cook: You should diet! I lost fifty pounds and look at "my" figure!
- Fatty: I "figure" that you could lose at least a hundred more.
- Jack Clove: He's as strong as a goat. So stay upwind!
- Frank - Winnie's Father: Where did you cook until now?
- Fatty: [dressed as the new woman cook] On a very beautiful gas stove.