- Title Card: Bachelor apartment of the Boy. He popped so many champagne corks last night the neighbors thought he had opened a shooting gallery.
- Title Card: The Boy. His wedding day. Last night was the first, last and only chance of his whole life for the big "souse". He is dreaming of green Giraffes with red-white - and blue legs.
- Title Card: His Sweetheart. He wouldn't give the horns off a buffalo nickel for all the other girls in the whole world.
- Title Card: The pirate ship. The Boy will be as happy and carefree here as a one-legged man tied to a ball and chain.