So, we are on a tight budget for this horror movie, so what can we do to cut costs?
Let's hire really really cheap actors....that'll help. Let's use every cheap trope we can so people understand it's a horror film. Let's have possession, and curses, and evil clowns and witches back from the dead. Let's get someone who has never written a screenplay before.....that will bring a new perspective.
Here's the best bit.......let's not hire a lighting guy, or even any lights. Let's just have a few daylight shots, and we will film everything else in total darkness.......it'll be great.
HINT. It's not great, it's an abomination. It's absolutely dire. The only horrific thing about it is that someone somewhere give this rubbish the go ahead to be made in the first place.
Let's hire really really cheap actors....that'll help. Let's use every cheap trope we can so people understand it's a horror film. Let's have possession, and curses, and evil clowns and witches back from the dead. Let's get someone who has never written a screenplay before.....that will bring a new perspective.
Here's the best bit.......let's not hire a lighting guy, or even any lights. Let's just have a few daylight shots, and we will film everything else in total darkness.......it'll be great.
HINT. It's not great, it's an abomination. It's absolutely dire. The only horrific thing about it is that someone somewhere give this rubbish the go ahead to be made in the first place.