48 Hrs. (1982)
Nick Nolte (Jack): F##k you!
Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Oh, that's one of my favorites.
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) will be directed by up-and-coming Belgian writer-director duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, winners of the Toronto Film Festival in 2015 for their all-black gangsta drama Black (2015). However, this will be their first action-comedy. The producer is Jerry Bruckheimer.
Which of the following Eddie Murphy quotes (*) do you think is the funniest?
(*) Warning: some quotes are R-rated
Nick Nolte (Jack): F##k you!
Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Oh, that's one of my favorites.
Eddie Murphy (Billy Ray): [after demonstrating some fake karate moves] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): Yo, man! What's that for?
Judge Reinhold (Billy Rosewood): After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
Eddie Murphy (Saul): Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"
[chuckles]
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): They must've changed their world view!
Eddie Murphy (Maximillian): It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
Eddie Murphy (Buddy Love): Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Eddie Murphy (Dr. John Dolittle): Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. But my professor told me I did such a good job that, had my patient not been dead, he would've lived.
Albert Brooks (Tiger): [sarcastically] Very comforting, Doc.
Steve Martin (Bowfinger): Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Eddie Murphy (Jiff Ramsey): Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite a bit of experience. I'm an active, uh, renter at Blockbuster, and I, um, attend the filmed cinema, uh, as much as possible, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-week-... intermediately.
Eddie Murphy (James 'Thunder' Early): Rough and Black.