Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2018)
Referring to the 2017 Oscar envelope mix-up
This year when you hear your name called, don't get up right away. Just give us a minute.
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J. Miles Dale, Richard Jenkins, Doug Jones, Octavia Spencer, Michael Stuhlbarg, Guillermo del Toro, and Sally Hawkins at an event for The Shape of Water (2017)
Last year about a week before the show, the producers asked me if I wanted to do comedy with the accountants, and I said ‘nah, I don’t want to do comedy with the accountants.’ So the accountants went ahead and did comedy on their own. -
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo del Toro at an event for The Oscars (2018)
Referring to The Shape of Water (2017)We will remember this year as the year men screwed up so badly, women started dating fish.
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Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2018)
Here's how clueless Hollywood is about women. We made a movie called 'What Women Want' and it starred Mel Gibson. That's all you need to know. -
Helen Mirren at an event for The Oscars (2018)
Oscar is the most beloved and respected man in Hollywood. And there's a very good reason why. Look at him. He keeps his hands where you can see them, never says a rude word and, most importantly, he has no penis. He is literally a statue of limitations. -
Lupita Nyong'o at an event for The Oscars (2018)
'Black Panther' and 'Wonder Woman' were massive hits, which is almost a miracle because I remember a time when studio heads didn’t think a woman or a minority could open a superhero movie - and I remember that time because it was March of last year. -
Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney at an event for The Oscars (2018)
Referring to the #MeToo movementWe can't let bad behavior slide anymore. The world is watching us, we need to set an example. If we can do that, women will only have to deal with harassment all the time at every other place they go.
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Jimmy Kimmel, Molly McNearney, and Jennifer Lawrence at an event for The Oscars (2018)
In fact, of the nine best picture nominees only two made more than $100 million. But that's not the point. We don't make films like 'Call Me By Your Name' for money. We make them to upset Mike Pence.
