Poll: If Classic Movie Quotes were Politically Correct

Results of 3,288 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Gone with the Wind (1939)

    

   "Frankly, my dear, although I empathize with your feelings, they are not exactly my primary focus at this time."
2. 2.
   

   The Godfather (1972)

    

   "Its a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, with their consent."
3. 3.
   

   Forrest Gump (1994)

    

   "Mama says 'mentally challenged is as mentally challenged does'"
4. 4.
   

   The Sixth Sense (1999)

    

   "I see living impaired people."
5. 5.
   

   Apocalypse Now (1979)

    

   "I love the smell of coffee in the morning."
6. 6.
   

   Snakes on a Plane (2006)

    

   "I am overwhelmed with these prodigious numbers of snakes on this over-crowded plane... still, the safest way to travel according to statistics."
7. 7.
   

   Psycho (1960)

    

   "We all go a little mentally disoriented sometimes."
8. 8.
   

   Frankenstein (1931)

    

   "He's metabolically abled! He's metabolically abled!"
9. 9.
   

   Casablanca (1942)

    

   "Play it, please, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'. I'm not saying this as a command, of course, it's just a friendly request I hope you'll be glad to fulfill."
10. 10.
    

    Planet of the Apes (1968)

     

    "Please, would you mind keeping your nondiscretionarily fragrant hands off my delicate body? O Primate Overlord!"
11. 11.
    

    Dazed and Confused (1993)

     

    "That's what I love about these young adult high school girls, mate. I keep getting chronologically advantaged, they stay the same age... above the legal one of consent, of course"
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    A Few Good Men (1992)

     

    "You can't handle the uncreative unpleasantness of facts!"
13. 13.
    

    Apollo 13 (1995)

     

    "Houston, we're encountering an inconvenience of as yet undetermined seriousness."
14. 14.
    

    Goldfinger (1964)

     

    "A martini. Shaken, not stirred. And a reasonable amount, please, which I'll drink in moderation."
15. 15.
    

    Pretty Woman (1990)

     

    "I want the fairy tale but just because I was a victim of men's exploitation and I believe it is a fair compensation for the treatment I received as a sex care provider. That said, I don't thin…
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    Some Like It Hot (1959)

     

    "You're a man... so what? When I look at you, I don't see a man or a woman. It doesn't make any difference to me."
17. 17.
    

    The Wizard of Oz (1939)

     

    "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little quadruped non-human associate too!"
18. 18.
    

    National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

     

    "Horizontally, esthetically and chemically inconvenienced is no way to go through life, son... in my humble opinion."
19. 19.
    

    Cool Hand Luke (1967)

     

    "What we've got here is deferred success to communicate."
20. 20.
    

    Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

     

    "We practise cash withdrawals without documented permissions."
21. 21.
    

    A Christmas Story (1983)

     

    "You might suffer irreversible eye damage'"
22. 22.
    

    Jerry Maguire (1996)

     

    "Shut up, just shut up. I don't need a man or a romantic tirade to know what my heart feels. Actually, you had me at 'hello' but I appreciate the fact that you show remorse and make amends for …
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    Network (1976)

     

    "My displeasure knows no bounds... but you know what? this is actually improving my personal perspective on life"
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    BUtterfield 8 (1960)

     

    "Mama, face it. I was the sexually extroverted woman of all time"
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    Blonde Crazy (1931)

     

    "That unsavory, ethically-disoriented, deceiver!"