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Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy: My idea was sound. Only an idiot could have won this war, and he did.
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The Pink Panther (1963)
[having stepped on and broken a priceless violin]Clouseau: Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.
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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
President Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. -
A Shot in the Dark (1964)
Clouseau: It is possible that his intended victim was a man and that he made a mistake.Dreyfus: A mistake? In a nudist camp?
Clouseau: Nobody's perfect.
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Casino Royale (1967)
Tremble/James Bond: [to Miss Goodthighs in the hotel room] Look, I think I better - freshen up a bit. Quick. I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, start without me. -
The Party (1968)
Director: You.Bakshi: Me?
Director: Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?
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I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! (1968)
Guru: [Walking on beach] Do you know yourself?Harold: I'm trying to know myself.
Guru: You will know yourself when you stop trying.
Harold: I'm trying to stop trying.
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Undercovers Hero (1974)
Schultz: What do you look forward to?Herr Schroeder: After the war? I look forward to going back to my old job in civilian street.
Schultz: What did you do?
Herr Schroeder: I was an income tax inspector.
Schultz: Very different from the Gestapo.
Herr Schroeder: Not the way I do it!
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The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
Clouseau: This is very strange. I do not ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese Restaurant.Sgt. Chevalier: What does yours say?
Clouseau: Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies.
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Murder by Death (1976)
Sidney Wang: No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead. -
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
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Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)
Clouseau: Now, this time I'M going to stand on YOUR shoulders!Cato: What good will that do?
Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!
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Being There (1979)
[upon walking out of an elevator]Chance the Gardener: That was a very small room.
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The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (1980)
Fu Manchu: Nayland Smith again. That is very good news...Servant: Why is it good news, master?
Fu Manchu: Because I'm in no condition to receive bad news. I shall fine you each 1000 yen.
Servant: But you don't pay us, master.
Fu Manchu: Then I shall start paying you in order to fine you.