Poll: Favorite Chandler Bing Quote? (Part 1)

Results of 1,896 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
2. 2.
   

   Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
3. 3.
   

   Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

    

   Ross: No no, Homo Habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect. Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
4. 4.
   

   Matthew Perry and Jill Goodacre in Friends (1994)

    

   [Mental note] If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! [To Jill] On second thought, gum would be perfection.
5. 5.
   

   Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

    

   I can handle it, Handle is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name.
6. 6.
   

   Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
7. 7.
   

   Courteney Cox, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   [To Erica] My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I...…
8. 8.
   

   Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap!"
9. 9.
   

   Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

    

   I thought it mattered what I said and where I said it. But the only thing that matters is that you.. you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of …
10. 10.
    

    Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there... A lonely grey couch..."OH LOOK!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.
11. 11.
    

    Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back.
12. 12.
    

    Tom Selleck, Courteney Cox, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

     

    I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.
13. 13.
    

    Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    Monica: Losers walk. Ross: Losers talk. Chandler: No, no actually, losers rhyme.
14. 14.
    

    Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, and Maria Pitillo in Friends (1994)

     

    Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.
15. 15.
    

    Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    Ross: Rachel's at dinner with Mark, that guy from Bloomingdales. She thinks he's just being nice to her, but I know he really wants to sleep with her! Chandler: It's seven years ago. My time machine w…
16. 16.
    

    Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    Someone on the subway licked my neck! LICKED MY NECK!
17. 17.
    

    Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

     

    Monica: Phoebe knows about us and she's just trying to freak us out. That's the only explanation for it. Chandler: OK. But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... SHE KNOWS.
18. 18.
    

    Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)

     

    Chandler: Oh, that's great, with my luck, that's gonna be him. Phoebe: Him? Him Ross? Chandler: No. Hymn 253, His Eyes Are on The Sparrow!
19. 19.
    

    Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994)

     

    Ross: Hey, who's this uh, this Casey? Phoebe: Oh, some guy she met at the movies. Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her? Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... yo…