Poll: Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Results of 310 votes:

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   Hank Azaria in The Simpsons (1989)

    

   Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) - The Simpsons (1989) Chief Wiggum: [singing] Donuts, I got donuts, I got... Hey I know you! [Snake runs him over] Chief Wiggum: Hey wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
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   Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 2 (2010)

    

   Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Iron Man 2 (2010) Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
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   Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Ontkean in Twin Peaks (1990)

    

   Sheriff Harry S. Truman (Michael Ontkean) and Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) - Twin Peaks (1990) Sheriff: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
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   Vincent D'Onofrio, R. Lee Ermey, and Matthew Modine in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

    

   Pvt. Pyle (Vincent D'Onofrio) - Full Metal Jacket (1987) Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed b…
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   Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas in SCTV (1976)

    

   Bob McKenzie (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) - SCTV (1976) Doug: I went out there and they got the worst service, eh. I sat in that place for like two-and-a-half hours, and no one waite…
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   Michael C. Hall in Dexter (2006)

    

   Dexter (Michael C. Hall) - Dexter (2006) Police staffer: See you at the next bloodbath? Dexter: Never miss a party. Dexter [voice over]: Salt of the earth, these people, and they work hard. But with t…
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   Nate Torrence in Zootopia (2016)

    

   Clawhauser (Nate Torrence) - Zootopia (2016) Clawhauser: Hoo, I'm so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby donut-loving cop stereotyping you.
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   Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation (2009)

    

   Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) - Parks and Recreation (2009) Ron: Donuts, go nuts.
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   Jon Lovitz in Saturday Night Live (1975)

    

   Michael Vale, the donut guy (Jon Lovitz) - Saturday Night Live (1975) Michael Valte: Time to make the donuts, and then I'm retiring to Florida with my hot little stewardess girlfriend. And believe me …
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    Bill Fagerbakke in SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

     

    Patrick (Bill Fagerbakke) - SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) [call for help is heard in the distance; Patrick is eating a donut in the dumpster behind Flipper's donuts] Patrick: Sounds like another job fo…
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    Dana Carvey in Wayne's World (1992)

     

    Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) and Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) - Wayne's World (1992) Wayne: This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munchables. I recommend the sugar pucks. They're excellent.
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    Don Cheadle in Boogie Nights (1997)

     

    Jessie St. Vincent (Melora Walters) and Buck Swope (Don Cheadle) - Boogie Nights (1997) Buck: What do you want, honey? Jessie: I want...um...apple fritter...jelly...and uh...chocolate with sprinkes...…
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    Cynthia Nixon in Sex and the City (1998)

     

    Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon) - Sex and the City (1998) Miranda: Whoever invented glaze...is a genius. That is worth being fat for.
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    Al Pacino in Jack and Jill (2011)

     

    Al Pacino - Jack and Jill (2011) Al (aka Dunkaccino): You want creamy goodness? I'm your friend. Say hello to my chocolate blend!
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    Melissa Benoist and Grant Gustin in Supergirl (2015)

     

    Kara Danvers/Supergirl (Melissa Benoist) and Barry Allen/The Flash (Grant Gustin) - Supergirl (2015) Kara: Do you like donuts? Barry: Who doesn't like donuts?
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    Nicholas Brendon in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)

     

    Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) Xander: Respect the cruller and tame the doughnut.
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    Judd Hirsch and Jermaine Fowler in Superior Donuts (2017)

     

    Arthur Przybyszewski (Judd Hirsch) and Franco Wicks (Jermaine Fowler) - Superior Donuts (2017) Arthur: The name of this place is Superior Donuts. I sell donuts. My parents did not smuggle me out of Co…
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    Tony Hale in Arrested Development (2003)

     

    Buster (Tony Hale) - Arrested Development (2003) The Narrator: The subjects took the drug in the form of a THC pill. Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival, which is what attracted Buster …
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    Maria Bamford and John DiMaggio in Adventure Time (2010)

     

    Jake (John DiMaggio) - Adventure Time (2010) Jake: I never ate your donuts! Witch: You're eating one right now! Jake: Mawn knot! Whoa! That's weird. I don't even remember grabbing this. My subconsciou…
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    Tina Fey in 30 Rock (2006)

     

    Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) - 30 Rock (2006) Liz: You ever put a donut in the microwave?
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    David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995)

     

    Droopy (Bob Odenkirk) - Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995) Droopy: Want a donut? The Luddite: No. I don’t eat doughnuts. Or hamburgers. Or any other food that has approval of the masses.