To badly misquote a beloved children’s book in service of sexual innuendo to kick off this week’s Mistresses recap: Let the wild humpus begin!
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After a pretty chaste Season 4 premiere, Episode 2 found Karen’s sex life going in the opposite direction of her 4-month-old daughter: While the latter bundle of adorableness remains permanently imprisoned in a government-approved car seat, Mama Kim’s libido is drunkenly sticking its head out the top of the limo and shouting “Woohoo, bitches! I’m about to bang my manny!
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After a pretty chaste Season 4 premiere, Episode 2 found Karen’s sex life going in the opposite direction of her 4-month-old daughter: While the latter bundle of adorableness remains permanently imprisoned in a government-approved car seat, Mama Kim’s libido is drunkenly sticking its head out the top of the limo and shouting “Woohoo, bitches! I’m about to bang my manny!
- 6/7/2016
- TVLine.com
As Porky Pig so famously put it, “Th-th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!”
Ok, not really. For the Idoloonie Nation, we haven’t even gotten to the thrilling parts of American Idol‘s farewell season — the live shows, where the red plastic husk of the jokesters and the delusional are tossed aside, and we get to binge on the delicious goudas and bries and provolones who comprise the Top 12. (Ok, sorry… that cheese metaphor went on a little too long, but it’s the inevitable result of snacking primarily on celery and carrots for the last two weeks.)
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Ok, not really. For the Idoloonie Nation, we haven’t even gotten to the thrilling parts of American Idol‘s farewell season — the live shows, where the red plastic husk of the jokesters and the delusional are tossed aside, and we get to binge on the delicious goudas and bries and provolones who comprise the Top 12. (Ok, sorry… that cheese metaphor went on a little too long, but it’s the inevitable result of snacking primarily on celery and carrots for the last two weeks.)
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- 1/22/2016
- TVLine.com
There’s a reason I wiped the most recent season of The Bachelorette from my DVR after only two episodes: I don’t actually enjoy watching real people get engaged on television. (Fictional characters? Get down on bended knee and keep doing your thing!)
This might explain the recurring waves of nameless dread I felt during Monday’s installment of The Voice, as host Carson Daly repeatedly teased how “coming up after the break” (after the break) (after the break that’s after the break) (because apparently we’re all going to change the channel to DWTS if there’s...
This might explain the recurring waves of nameless dread I felt during Monday’s installment of The Voice, as host Carson Daly repeatedly teased how “coming up after the break” (after the break) (after the break that’s after the break) (because apparently we’re all going to change the channel to DWTS if there’s...
- 9/29/2015
- TVLine.com
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