So, folks…I’ve been pretty lazy in my necessary duties as a staffer at the Liberal Dead. I don’t really pull my weight and even though I’m not doing this for pay or anything like that, I do feel consequences whenever I don’t pitch in. And it’s not because of my editors or anything—no, every single person at Liberal Dead is a great person who understands that I’m a busy man. I still feel like I have an obligation, however, to present my corner of weirdo horror cinema to you, the reader. As a result, it’s time for me to make it up to you. Simple sex won’t suffice. We’re going straight-out clusterfuck on this one. I present unto you as many reviews as I can do in one weekend, in one big, snappy package. I hope it’s enough.
- 10/16/2011
- by Adam Bezecny
- The Liberal Dead
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paul Kener. He was a director who was also a nature person, and he decided that he had a nature film in him. He started on what would become Wendigo. Then, something started to itch at him. It was a dreadful itch. He really wanted to have a scene in the movie where a monster kills a guy. So he shot it. Then, he decided he really liked how that turned out. So what would become Wendigo became Wendigo, and thus would begin a fantastic albeit obscure movie career. He went on to make a second movie, Savage Water, this time about a mysterious murderer who wipes out a party of whitewater rafters. Then, as spontaneously as his career began, it ended. Two whole films were made. He was never heard from again, though there are hushed legends that ride on shallow winds.
- 8/11/2011
- by Adam Bezecny
- The Liberal Dead
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