Blowfly was invented when I was seven years old in the fields of Georgia. I had to quit school to work the farms. I was a mean little fucker, so I turned hillbilly songs like "Walkin' the Floor Over You" to "Jerkin' My Dick Over You." The white people loved it and gave me money when I'd sing the songs to them. My grandmamma thought I stole the money, and when I told her how I earned it, she said I was a disgrace to the black race and no better than an old Blowfly. But a little white girl told me blowflies lay eggs on dead things and that without them, the world would be consumed by germs.